first, we state that women require time and money:

Women = time * money

…and as we all know, “time is money”:

Time = Money

…and therefore:

Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

…and because “Money is the root of all evil”:

Money = sqrt(evil)

…therefore:

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

…and we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil